_-=Collectables=-_

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

howdoiputthisgently:

(via otakusanonymous)

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

(Source: kawoowoo, via otakusanonymous)

chachipistachis:

kol-aid:

arachnoidmater:

kol-aid:

real-or-knot-real:

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and me

N is for anywhere and anytime at all

down here in the deep blue sea

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

U IS FOR URANIUM… BOMBS

N IS FOR NO SURVIIIIIIVOORRS

No no no you’re doing it all wrong

F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for Ukelele

N is for nose picking, chewing gum and sand licking

Here with my best buddy

IT GOT BETTER

I SCREAMCRYLAUGHED

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wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

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